Megan. Wife. We hump like rabbits and that's why fairy children. 2 years and counting.

Natalie. Basic Bro. We are adults and deserve adult glasses. 2 years and counting.

Jackie. The Joss to my Fran. No one is better than Jackie. No one. Less than a year.

Anna. Real Life Bro. She likes Aerosmith and her car and photography and Jared Padalecki. Too many years to count.

Cody. Straight Hetero Bro. Part of the asshole initiative. Practice makes perfect and more than once we've been called perfect assholes. Like around 2 years.

Megan. Brochacho. My Whedon buddy and the reason for the smiles on my face. Also 2 years.

Lia.

Tina.

Janice.

Taylor.

Mia.

Caitlin.

Britney.

Riley.